Friday, May 22, 2009

Pens 2 - Canes 0

Geno! UNREAL!

That third goal was unfuckingreal. Who can do that? Very few people. We have two of them. gah. Unreal. He told Max Talbot what he was going to do and then he just went and did it. That's amazing. Geno! What a fucking hero.

Canes tried to send a message through the whole game. High-sticking, taking runs, tripping (not that we were faultless but most of it was retaliatory). Letang and Satan said oh we can hear you loud and clear but no.

OH MY GOD! I still don't know if his face came out of that unmarked but all I could think about while it was happening was HIS HAIR. He has the best hair on the planet. Or maybe I just think that because I have a bit of a fascination with him. But, oh man, his hair. This little scuffle started, btw, because some awful man hit Lelover IN HIS FACE!WITH A STICK! Then another (even more awful?) man punched him IN HIS FACE!

Has he not seen Kris Letang's face? Seriously. What is wrong with people? This, of course, being after sticks were flying in faces through the whole game.

And because of the hair... this is after game 1.

... and I guess also because Craig Adams shirtless is a little bit of heaven. I particularly enjoy how the cameraman pans out and back in. He knows what's up. From shirtless Craig to hatless Lelover (whose voice has become, for me, like the sweetest sounding music... it's like puppies and bunnies singing and dancing in a field under a rainbow).


Good lord.

What was I talking about? oh yeah. Hockey. See? his hair takes me right out of the game.

Miro Satan got into a fight. That is funny. He beat the crap out of that guy. That is awesome.


Final score of game 2? 7 - 4
awesome. You don't expect 11 goals in a playoff game. It's exciting. But also your team allowed 4 goals and that can't happen... unless your team scores 7, but that isn't always going to happen.

I LOVE pictures that just say "Hal Gill is really tall and would appreciate it if you would stay the fuck away from our forwards".



This is the other fight that almost broke out. What did break out is Kris' hair. This was the first time it made an appearance last night.


Kris Letang is not 6'7" but he doesn't take too kindly to people fucking with our forwards either.

He looks sooooooooo mean. That's HOTT.

I can't think of anything in the world I would rather do than watch hockey. I feel terrible that I've missed so much of it. I became a fan in the late 80's and watched for probably 10 years. I have gone over 10 years mostly ignoring this sport. I mean, I saw highlights but I didn't watch the games on a regular basis. And I feel I must be penitent. I must atone for my sins.

This brings tears to my eyes.
hairporn
Some wonderful person obviously told him to let loose the sex. I love him so much for listening to that person. I love that person for telling him. I don't mind the hat, of course. But the hair. And the face. See? Do you see his face? Why would somebody want to hit his face?

ha ha ha ha ahhhh heh. So I kept bitching about Gonchar being on the ice too much when he should be resting... I mean, they have been playing seven dmen because Gonchar isn't 100% yet and he's been playing the most out of the dmen. Is that stupid or what? Anyway DH got fed up with me bitching about Daddy Gonchar (he is strict with the young guys) and said, "Your boyfriend isn't doing so hot either. He turned that puck over. That's how they ('Canes) scored that last goal." I said... well, nothing. I just whimpered a little bit. I thought it looked like it was somebody else's fault but I just chalked that up to me being a Letang apologist. It really looked like he was passing it to Malkin who was skating towards the puck, or Fedotenko who was about to cross paths with it. Instead it landed on a 'Canes stick and SLAP! Goal. They just said on ESPN radio that he was passing it to Malkin and Malkin stopped. But he had a hat trick and we won so whatever. I can let people blame Lelover as long as we (me, Geno, Ruslan and Kris) know the truth. hmmmm... No I can't. I have to call my husband to tell him it was his boyfriend's fault, not mine.

And because this is my first post since it happened, congratulations Kris Allen! How cool was that?

Don't worry. The song isn't as bad as it was the first two times we heard it.

Just gorgeous.

oh. I came home from work yesterday and there was a bunch of makeup on the kitchen table. I went back outside and asked DH why he bought makeup. He said, and I will quote this, "I bought it for you." Bwah! After I was done laughing, I said, "I figured it wasn't for you." Some lady at Sam's Club talked him into it. "How did she manage to do that?" I asked. "She asked if I wanted to buy makeup for my wife. I told her no and she went into her whole thing." heh. He shouldn't be allowed out alone. I tried some of the eyeshadow today. It's lovely. Victoria Jackson, I think it is.

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