hat tricks and Kunitz

yay! Sorry for embarassing your new team, Mr. Gill. 6-1? That's nuts. Jordan's face getting hit with a stick? That's prison sentence worthy.

Anyway, Rob Scuderi got fined for that hit on Chinchilla the other day.

What are the Kings anyway? 8-4-1? Sounds good... even if Superman is a -2.

I just died a little inside

Why would Lelover do this to me?



He cut the SEX off.

oh my heart hurts.

It's like cutting the horn off a unicorn! Why would anybody ever do such a thing?

All the magical healing powers... gone.

I will get over this. I know I will. Someday.

*cries*

Can somebody help me find the real Jonas Hiller?

I need him back before November 16th.

3rd line humor

From yesterday's Penguin's report:

1:14 PM:
Jordan Staal fielded some questions from reporters in a scrum, but there was a special guest taking part. Matt Cooke, weilding a microphone, chimed in with a question to Staal.

Cooke: Jordan can you tell us why you refuse to score with your linemates?
Staal: I don’t like them. I really don’t.

OMG! I hate my life!

They're saying that Daddy Gonchar is going to be out four to six weeks with a broken wrist. I guess I jinxed him with the love I have been heaping on him lately.

At one point during the game last night, I got really irritated with one of the idiotic Versus announcers. I kept it all bottled up until it bubbled over and finally let 'er rip. "THESE IDIOTS ARE SO STUPID! That one said McKee's a former Bluejay. They're the BLUES not Bluejays." My husband laughed at me and said the other stupid guy's name is Jay. So he said, "He's a former Blue, Jay." I was all, "oh. Well I still hate listening to games on Versus."

Kris Letang was a little ball of fire last night. Two assists. One of them was a sweet slapper that Mr. Matthew Cooke re-directed into the area of the net. Thank you for the help, Cookie. That was sure to be a pinger if he hadn't touched it with his magic stick. They were the first and third stars of the night. Star number two was Geno. FINALLY I can't argue about the chosen stars. Anyway, I thought maybe Tanger being so awesome would make everybody stop sucking on Alex Goligoski long enough to take notice. But then. Guess what happened. Goosey slapped one right in Conklin's net. Sweet. Is it weird that I have such a distaste for GoGo? I try to like him. Truly I do. I just can't get that feeling out of my gut that he's trying to steal the TangerThunder. Or that sick memory of how I had that sinking feeling about them not re-signing Scuderi once Goligoski signed his contract. Not that the two can be compared at all, like, ever.

Speaking of Jay McKee. I may or may not be a tad bit in love with him. When we are winning the game by three or four goals, one might think that he wouldn't be out there trying to block EVERY SINGLE shot. But. He does. I'm pretty sure the score could be 20-0 and he would still try his hardest to get in the way of every puck flung in Fleury's direction.

I realize the season is still pretty fresh but Marc Andre Fleury is a perfectly stunning 8-0-0. He wasn't in net for our 0-3 loss against the Coyotes. Sometimes I like to pretend that didn't even happen.

8-1-0

oooh that sweet sweet swagger.

I'll keep you by my side with

my superhuman might.

I was reading this article about Rob Scuderi getting his Stanley Cup Ring and I was okay about it... until I let my mind go off and do that thing it does. It only took about 2.3 seconds too. I've been finding it difficult to watch the multiple games that I wanted to watch. Penguins, Ducks, Kings, Blackhawks. It's harder than it sounded to me. Thank goodness for the NHL channel and NHL on the Fly. Watching the Kings highlights makes me feel really happy and sad all at the same time. It's so gratifying to see my Superhero doing good things but it's so upsetting that he's doing it for somebody else now.

The Ducks lost to the Rangers yesterday (3-0) and I said to myself, "I guess Hiller sat this one out." Sure enough, he did.

Scotty Hartnell is free to bite as many people as he wants to. The league did nothing to him because there wasn't enough evidence. Teeth marks and blood don't mean you've been bitten, I guess.

Penguins are 4-1 and that's all that really matters.

And Eric Godard is still awesome.

What a man.

The tone is set

Thanks to, oh yeah you guessed it, that douchebag Hartnell.

Letang bitten by Hartnell? from Dagger on Vimeo.

Is it wrong that while my poor baby was having his finger tended to... because he was bitten by a supposed man... mostly all I could think about was how fucking unbelievably gorgeous he is? wow. My husband always turns it back to that too. I can't comment on how awesome Letang is without him saying something about the way he looks. I CANNOT HELP THE WAY HE LOOKS! He is dropdead but he also has great hands and is smooth as buttah.

Our first of six games against Philthydelphia this year.

oh, you thought Craig Adams couldn't get any sexier? ha! Fooled you.
Notice the time of this fight.



Captain helped Geno get a goal without getting credit... except, of course, for the "Crosby sucks" chants.
Jordan Staal had a sweet goal. His first of the season... already... in game four. I hope that sets a tone for him. He used his entire body for it. It was delicious.
Billy G had a sexy goal. The Flyers basically let him fly solo with the puck exactly long enough to make Emery cry too hard for him to stop the puck from going fivehole.
Cookie and Craig set up mylittlepony, Tyler Kennedy, for a well earned goal.
DaddyGonch played like sex.
The Philthy goalie, Emery, off a pass from Coburn, kicked the puck in the goal for us. Alex Goligoski got the credit for it.

It might be a little bit ungood how in love I am with the Ducks.

We play them twice in November. They're here on November 16th and I must have tickets. Or maybe I shouldn't go to that game because it will be tough for me to not CHEER INSANELY every time Jonas Hiller makes a sweet save.

Man, I love hockey.

I will get more into the posting when other things calm down.