Monday, August 10, 2009

swords, islands and 20 cents

Dude. No town I have ever lived in has ever had a sign with my name on it.

I have never been driven in a mf'ing helicopter to my party of 50,000+ people wanting to celebrate with me.

And? Nobody has ever let me use a sword to cut my birthday cake.



You better believe my family is going to see Sidney's birthday party pictures.


What is up with Patrick Kane? Obviously, his cousin is a bad influence. This is just terrible.

"The report stated that at about 5 a.m. EDT, the cousins took a cab from Chippewa Street, an area in Buffalo known for its nightlife, to Eastwood Place, with the fare totaling $13.80. The men handed over $15, but when Radecki gave back a dollar and said he didn't have the 20 cents change, James Kane tore the money from his hand and both men began punching the driver in the face and head, according to the report."

yikes. I think I'll hold off on purchasing Kane merch. (Duncan Keith is my 'Hawk anyway.)


And here goes Daddy Gonch turning me into pudding again. I was reading his entry in the Cup journal. First of all, the dude lives on Fisher Island, which is pretty cool. Second of all, he played with a partially torn ligament in his knee. Third of all, he signed pictures for a $20 donation... proceeds going to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. What a man.

hmmmm. Which definition...
1. to bring or restore to a state of peace or tranquillity; quiet; calm: to pacify an angry man.
2. to appease: to pacify one's appetite.
3. to reduce to a state of submission, esp. by military force; subdue.
... fits best when this man is wearing this shirt?



"I pacify you. You pacify me."

I know. Right. *le sigh*

There is a whole big photobucket account with pictures from Kris LeLover's day with the Cup.

Don't ask me how I found it.


Steelers v. Cardinals this Thursday. Yay football! That means it's getting close to hockey. *gets out pom poms*